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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
Women's Rights

Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
Women's Rights

Senate GOP Eyes Tightening Proposed 20-Week Abortion Ban to ‘As Soon As The Goo Comes Out Of You’

For some Republicans, a 20-week abortion ban is nowhere near short enough. Some want to set the legal line of demarcation much, much earlier.
MAGA News

Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
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Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook

Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.
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Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
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Mike Pence Bounds Into The Vice-President’s Office With Manifest Of Vaginae To Register And Regulate

Vice-President Mike Pence's first day on the job saw him leaping with joy at the chance to control, inventory, and regulate the nation's vaginae.
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As Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Promises To ‘Roll Back The 21st Century’

Sen. Jeff Sessions gives some insight into his agenda as Attorney General.
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POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

Abortion is a sticky wicket; unless you're talking about a Trump abortion.
U.S. Politics

Republican Lawmaker Surprised By Consequences For His Party Being On The Losing Side Of History For 30 Years

One legislator's struggle over all the tumult in the Republican Party.
MAGA News

Wistful Mike Pence Dayreams About All The Vaginas He Would Have Controlled As Trump’s VP

Mike Pence had a dream.
LGTBQ+

NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’

Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic?
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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