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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr Launch “Klassic Konfederate Komedy Tour”

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- Today, comedians Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr held a press conference...

ABC Replacing “Roseanne” With TV Show Starring Overstuffed Bag Of Farts And Racist Jokes From The 1930’s In A MAGA Hat

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- ABC Entertainment executives were surely thrown for a loop when they...

“Roseanne” Cancellation Has Trump Worried Racist Tweets ‘Can Cost You Your Job Now’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nervous and paranoid Donald Trump picked up the phone in...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are...

Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum

No amount of tweeting would get Ms. Johnson's foot out of his presidential posterior.

Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.

Scott Walker Explains Support for Banning Same-Sex Marriage: ‘I’m a Dick’

Scott Walker believes in nullification for the sake of oppressing all those uppity gays. His reasoning may surprise you.

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...