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Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million...
CANADA -- The Canadian Broadcasting Company edited out then-Citizen Donald Trump's cameo in the Christmas sequel Home Alone 2 back in 2014. Cutting Trump's minor,...
Trump Orders Additional “K” Added To Hanukkah to “Make Jew Christmas Great Again”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, in an Oval Office signing ceremony attended by American Christian luminaries like David Duke and the Westboro Baptist Church, President...
Know Nothing President Impeached by His “Do Nothing” Democrats
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stupid, know nothing president was impeached by the House of Representatives last night, becoming just the third man to...
Collins: “Unlike Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and The Tan Suit, This Impeachment Is Purely...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Doug Collins (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) told reporters on the Hill today that in his view House Democrats are impeaching President...
Lindsey Graham Wants to Lindsey Graham to Testify Why Lindsey Graham Was So Anti-Trump...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump's Sphincter) is unsure that Senator Lindsey Graham should be participating in the impeachment trial of President Donald...
Jordan Wants Hunter Biden to Testify About Hillary’s Benghazi Connection to Trump’s Ukraine Call
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump's Rectum) called on his fellow Republicans in the Senate to demand former Vice President Joe Biden's...
Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”
This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he says will "ensure the dominance of Christmas for generations to come."
"Folks, we've had...
Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina may have, at some point, not been a huge fan of President Donald Trump. Those...
Bill Gates Explains His Anxiety About Rising Tax Rates to Woman Returning His Missing...
OVER THE RAINBOW, WASHINGTON -- At the time of publication, Bill Gates -- the founder and former, long-time CEO of Microsoft -- was still...
6 Reasons Congress Simply Cannot Impeach and Remove Donald Trump From Office
Most of the news in and around the Washington, D.C. area these days pertains to whether or not President Donald J. Trump will be...
