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Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States
If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.
President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alleged billionaire reality-TV star, failed steak salesman, and somehow President of the United States Donald. J. Trump reportedly struggled for hours...
Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail Within...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has ordered that his administration mount an effort to recover two vitally important Christian artifacts, as soon...
Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House this morning, the subject of farts and farting was weighing...
Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
LAKE GILMOUR, FLORIDA -- Scholars and historians seem to agree, the 2016 presidential election was a particularly brutal one. Though going as far back...
Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if former First Lady Michelle Obama decided to enter the 2020 presidential race, he...
President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration has submitted an official request to Congress, asking that that the president have his daily intelligence briefings modified....
White House Engineers Will Downsize the Trump’s Big Red Button
Sister publication The Pastiche Post has reported this week that a major change is being undertaken at the White House this summer, and it...
Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government's top engineers are working hard to retrofit the button that presidents have at their disposal to launch a nuclear...
The Klan Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets
WHITE PLAINS, KANSAS -- A spokesman for the Ku Klux Klan formally apologized for racist, pro-Donald Trump pamphlets that the KKK disseminated in Kansas...
