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Trump Wonders If ‘Obama And Crooked H’s Deep State’ Were Behind 9/11 Too
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump took time to honor the events of September 11th, 2001 by floating a new conspiracy theory...
Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week to "do whatever bullshit their constitutions require" that will change...
Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently, Mr. Trump took to twitter and "hereby" ordered American companies...
Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump shouted at reporters on the front lawn of the White House this morning, demanding that "everyone, everywhere"...
Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward...
Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in Puerto Rico. The island territory of the U.S. had become...
Trump Official: IG Report Indicates Comey Was Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll and Helped...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Office of the Inspector General released a report on the actions of fired FBI Director James Comey. Mr....
NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure with the cast and crew of "Saturday Night Live" mocking...
Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them...
CABEZA MIERDA, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush left the public spotlight in January of 2009 when Barack Obama was sworn in as...
NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over a year of campaign...
Trump: “I Didn’t Consider Nuking Hurricanes Because Everyone Knows You Nuke Tornadoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, Axios published a story that suggested President Donald Trump has on multiple occasions suggested to his advisers that the United...
