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Nancy Pelosi Still Can’t Find Her Constitutional Authority to Hold Trump Accountable
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She knows she left it somewhere. She had it in her purse, or perhaps a hip pocket; she's not quite sure...
Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this morning that reports of his attempts to collude with the...
Shane Gillis Hired as Trump’s New Speechwriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, at a ceremony in the Rose Garden, President Donald Trump announced that he was bringing a "bigly hilarious man" to...
White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report figure Corey Lewandowski testified before a House Judiciary Committee hearing this morning. It...
Trump Says He’ll Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While in line at the deli just down the street from the White House this afternoon, President Donald J. Trump told...
Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does
MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today, telling him that while Cheney "fully and completely supports any...
Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand new cabinet position, on his own authority, and that former...
Trump Says He Can’t Be Impeached Until Dems Impeach Individual-1 First
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the House Judiciary Committee approved and adopted rules for an impeachment investigation into President Donald Trump for alleged conduct...
Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President Donald Trump told the media today he was strongly considering former half-term Alaskan...
Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, President Donald Trump signed permanent funding for 9/11 first responders into law.
The effort to secure a never-ending source...
