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Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln, the first Republican president, signed...
President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump caused quite a commotion when he refused to tell a reporter that he'd promise to transfer power...
Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that he would support his party's push to ram a replacement...
Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a lot of time trying to frame his administration's response to...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have use of the Army's bomb-sniffing dogs to help them "control...
Trump Encourages Nation to ‘Never Forget’ 9/11 and ‘Always Forget’ Covid-19
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- 19 years ago today, Al Qaeda operatives boarded four planes and hijacked them, turning them into high-speed missiles. Three of the...
On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted in the loss of a staggering amount of life, but...
Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The first president to use the phrase "The Buck Stops Here" in any significant way was Harry S. Truman, who famously...
Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, but certainly there's never been a need to before the...
Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump warned that they will be "forced to live under Sleepy...
