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Trump Impeachment Attorney: “If My Client Is Full Of Shit, You Must Acquit!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Michael Van der Veen, attorney representing former President Mushroomdong in his second impeachment trial, told Senators in his closing argument today...
Impeachment Lawyers Will Show Senate Republicans the Jar Trump Keeps Their Balls In
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the second impeachment trial of former President Donald J. Trump took place in the U.S. Senate. Mr. Trump, who...
Trump Replaces Impeachment Legal Team With Lionel Hutz
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All in all, the general takeaway from the opening day of former President Donald J. Trump's second impeachment trial was, for...
Lindsey Graham Insists Conviction in Second Impeachment Won’t Remove Him From Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, speaking to reporters this morning just hours before the second impeachment trial of Former President Donald J. Trump...
Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy
CAPITOL HILL -- McDonald's general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak.
"He was our...
Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J. Trump would attend Joe Biden's inauguration tomorrow. What most people...
Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the clock, and then he will no longer be President of...
Draft of Trump’s Farewell Address Leaks
In less than 48 hours, Donald Trump will no longer be President of the United States. Rumors are running rampant that he will try...
GOP Donors Tell Trump They Want Evidence He Can Read Before Giving to His...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald J. Trump will only be president for about another 48 hours, and at that point President-elect Joe Biden will take...
Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Martin Luther King Jr., the icon of the Civil Rights movement, a man credited with introducing the concept of non-violent protest...
