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On His 75th Birthday, Trump is Reinstated

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FART-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Despite being scoffed at, ridiculed, and mocked every time he mentioned the possibility of being reinstated, it just happened. And on...

Greene Demands Fauci Answer Her COVID Questions Before Trump is Reinstated on June 31st

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Dumbfuckistan) has sent a letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci, demanding that he answer a series of questions...

Facebook Says Trump Has to Wait Two Years Before Trying to Use It to...

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SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook announced today that former President Donald Trump's suspension will continue for two years, after which he is "free...

Boebert Says D.C. Should Not Be ‘Enstated’ Before Trump is Reinstated

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview this morning on OAN, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-Dumbfuckistan) blasted Democrats for their attempts to help the District of...

Trump Jr. Furious His Dad Will Pay for Ivanka’s OnlyFans But Not a Cameo...

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"Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn't do at least one Cameo with me,...

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to...

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Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience this weekend that she believes all the former president has...

All His Past Lovers Can’t Believe Don Trump’s Dong Was Big Enough to Block...

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"I mean, just based on the VERY SMALL amount of time I spent with him, you know, intimately, I would say I'm quite shocked...

Trump Confident He Could Run the Country From Rikers Island

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FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump is confident he could perform his old job duties from...

Fauci: It’s ‘Entirely Possible’ Ted Cruz Leaked From a Lab or Trump’s Rectum

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Anthony Fauci finally laid to rest some questions he's been repeatedly hounded by reporters and Republican members of Congress to...

Trump Tells Bongino He’s ‘Almost as Good as Rush and Ivanka’ at Sucking Him...

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Today, disgraced former Secret Service agent and multiple-failed congressional candidate Dan Bongino took over for Rush Limbaugh, who has still yet to buy his...