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Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition...
President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream...
The quarters of Sally Hemmings, Jefferson's slave and mother to many of his illegitimate rape babies, has been found. President Trump has a plan for it.
While Slob-Knobbing Trump’s Stump Hannity Says No Issue With Donald Demanding Comey’s Loyalty
Fox News host Sean Hannity sees absolutely no problem with President Trump demanding fealty from former FBI Director James Comey.
Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For...
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate
Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates?
Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts
Advisers are busy getting Trump ready for the debates.
Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’
Trump defends another one of his dubious products.
Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe
Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.
Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions
Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN accidentally forwarded me a copy of some of the questions...
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for...
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life."
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