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Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition...

President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream...

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The quarters of Sally Hemmings, Jefferson's slave and mother to many of his illegitimate rape babies, has been found. President Trump has a plan for it.

While Slob-Knobbing Trump’s Stump Hannity Says No Issue With Donald Demanding Comey’s Loyalty

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Fox News host Sean Hannity sees absolutely no problem with President Trump demanding fealty from former FBI Director James Comey.

Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For...

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Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.

Trump Surrogate: Donald Was Just Sniffing Brains Back Into Skull During The Debate

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Wait, what was Donald sniffing during the debates?

Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts

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Advisers are busy getting Trump ready for the debates.

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

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Trump defends another one of his dubious products.

Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

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Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN accidentally forwarded me a copy of some of the questions...

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for...

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the due process and trial he's deserved his entire life." Life is...