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Trump Orders Washington Nats and Their Fans Deported ‘Back to Maple Mexico’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately upon returning back to the White House from the Washington Nationals' baseball stadium, President Donald J. Trump ordered the immediate...
President Asked If His Bone Spurs Could Assist Special Forces’ al-Baghdadi Operation ‘In Any...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before authorizing the military operation that ended in the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, a man considered by many a de...
Giuliani’s Mouth Dials Trump’s Butt and Asks If It Needs a Kiss
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani made headlines a couple of days ago when he accidentally "butt-dialed" a reporter and...
Gowdy: “How Can You Impeach Trump When He Wasn’t Even Involved in Benghazi?”
AMOR DU COUSIN, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Former Congressman Trey Gowdy is no stranger to fights between the Executive and Legislative branches of the U.S....
Trump Still Scouting Locations for Next Klanpaign Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One could argue that President Donald J. Trump never stopped campaigning, even after he was sworn into office in January of...
Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial to President Trump's claims that he has kept many of his campaign promises,...
Hillary Clinton Circling Gaetz’ Congressional Office Shouting, “Lock Him Up!”
LAKE STUPEDASS, FLORIDA -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has reportedly been circling the congressional office on Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) for...
Matt Gaetz Blows .18 on Breathalyzer After Barging Into Closed Door Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after he and several other Congressional Republicans broke into a closed door impeachment hearing, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) was administered...
President David Dennison Mocks Mitt Romney for Having a Secret “Pierre Delecto” Twitter Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President David Dennison, relaxing in the Oval Office with a Diet Coke and a bucket of KFC, mocked Senator Mitt Romney...
President Orders James Madison Arrested for Plotting Coup Against Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued a direct order to the Justice Department, demanding that the FBI "find, arrest, and prosecute for...
