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Titanically Stupid Moron Spends His Precious Time as Dipshit in Chief Live-Tweeting His Own...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States is perhaps the most powerful and important elected office in human history. The current President...
Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina may have, at some point, not been a huge fan of President Donald Trump. Those...
Haley: “If You Just Close Your Eyes and Plug Your Ears, You Can Tell...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley is on a book tour, promoting her new memoir of her time in...
Trump Demands Army Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Not long after completing his Veterans Day speech in New York City and flying back to the White House, a furious...
Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- After watching their father deliver a speech written by White House Senior White Nationalism Adviser Stephen Miller in his...
President Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Trump paced around the White House lawn and shouted convoluted answers to reporters' questions and spewed conspiracy theories...
Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump said that he would continue a long standing presidential Thanksgiving tradition, and "pardon" a turkey from...
Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to...
Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities
SECRET COMMUNIST SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has, for the most part, not weighed in on American politics since leaving...
President Requires Dirt on Joe Biden Before Pardoning Any Turkeys
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many years, a time honored tradition of American politics has been to have the sitting President of the United States...
