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Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”
This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he says will "ensure the dominance of Christmas for generations to come."
"Folks, we've had...
Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser
The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the couple of things President Donald Trump has done that he...
Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though today is Thanksgiving, it's not a day off for everyone, especially the U.S. Armed Forces. Which is why in the...
Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him
WASHINGTON, D.C -- For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's personal lawyer, has been one of his loudest and most outspoken defenders. In...
God Says Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Slovenly,...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past August, in what would be bizarre moment in literally any other period in American history, a sitting...
Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?
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Report: Nikki Haley Lives in Opposite Land Where Trump Tells the Truth and She’s...
MENTEUR SAC DE MERDER, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Sources close to situation have informed various news outlets throughout the country that a former Governor of...
Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Senior Lie Advisor Kellyanne Conway told the media today that she is in the process of moving to the...
Trump: “As Soon As I Heard I Was Caught by the Whistleblower, I Wanted...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn after finishing a rambling, barely coherent call-in appearance on Fox &...
Giant Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...
