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Obama Offers Trump His Birth Certificate in Exchange for Mueller Report
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on the 2016 presidential election has taken...
Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon...
"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."
Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso...
EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval Office chair late this afternoon, directing federal resources be dedicated...
Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Trump for Saying Mexico Would Pay for Border Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Barr is not done exonerating President Donald Trump based on the highly-anticipated report from FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
"This...
Trump Says He’s Waiting for the Picture Version of Mueller Report Before Issuing Response
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued the following statement in light of FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller finishing his investigation into Russian...
Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction, it's expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new...
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency recall of every Bible signed by President Donald Trump during...
McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling
In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ) would handily defeat incumbent President Donald Trump in a head-to-head...
Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump has increased his hostile, combative, insulting, and demeaning rhetoric toward the late Senator...
Poll: Trump Approval Rating 89% Among People Who Use Telegraphs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings has been a sore subject in his administration, seemingly from the very outset.
Many...
