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Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though today is Thanksgiving, it's not a day off for everyone, especially the U.S. Armed Forces. Which is why in the...
Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway for another Thanksgiving dinner at the White House under the...
Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him
WASHINGTON, D.C -- For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's personal lawyer, has been one of his loudest and most outspoken defenders. In...
You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”
The following is an opinionated editorial written by staff writer Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo graduated from State Beach University majored in condescending history revision...
Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker Carlson told viewers that whenever he watches Raiders of the Lost...
Man Sees Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup
COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO -- Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident of New Mexico, and as he calls himself, "a dyed in the wool,...
Devin Nunes: “It’s Time to Impeach The Media”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, told reporters just before today's impeachment hearing began that...
Jordan Demands Hunter Biden Testify About Why Hillary Won’t Testify About Benghazi’s Connection to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump's Rectum) was given his first opportunity to take part in an impeachment proceeding undertaken by the...
Trump Demands Army Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Not long after completing his Veterans Day speech in New York City and flying back to the White House, a furious...
MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that...
