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Fertilizer Company Hires McEnany
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany will not have to wait very long...
Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby...
LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal congressional servants, there will never be another president, and he means that quite...
Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest
The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least popular president of all time, is having a hard time coping with the...
Trump Looking Forward to Spending Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump has given "mixed signals" about whether or not he accepts the results of last month's...
Trump Pardons Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, and Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing, one-term, lame duck, permanently impeached President of the United States has not yet finished issuing 11th hour pardons.
Last night,...
McEnany: “President Trump Is Entitled to Whine About Being a Loser Right Up Until...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- How long is it going to take President Donald Trump to accept facts, and acknowledge that after last month's election he's...
MyPillow Guy Lovingly Fucks Every MyPillow Before It Becomes Your MyPillow
There are very few people in Corporate America who love outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald Trump more than the MyPillow Guy....
Trump Tells Ivanka He’s Invoking Marital Law
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing lame duck one-term permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump formally announced that he was declaring "marital law" this morning.
"I hereby...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers...
Biden Aide Apologizes to Motherfuckers for Inadvertantly Shortening Their Name
For four years now, Republicans have largely told the rest of the country to "get over it" in terms of the tone, tenor, and...
