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Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

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A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food...

President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Though it's still more than a year and a half away, President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and literally dishonest sack of shit, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...

Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will not finish his investigation into Russian interference during  the 2016 presidential election before...

Obama Slipped Divorce Attorney’s Business Card Into Melania’s Pocket At Barbara Bush’s Funeral

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, former First Lady Barbara Bush was laid to rest in Texas after a ceremony attended by both Democrats...

Trump Says He’s Found Obama’s Wakanda Birth Certificate

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an unforeseen but perhaps truly world changing series of events, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he had made...

Man Who Thinks He Just Took Excruciatingly Large Dump Surprised By Dinesh D’Souza In...

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CASTLE GREENS, WISCONSIN -- A local man was quite surprised this morning when, after finishing what he thought was his routine morning defecation, he...

Barack Obama To Live Tweet Trump’s State Of The Union

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Mr. Obama is using this as a chance to work out some comedy material.

President Trump Promises Delivery Of TIE Fighters To Normay

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his efforts to solidify and strengthen America's diplomatic relationship with Normay. Last week, Trump took the extraordinary step...

Emperor Palpatine Tells Vader He Doesn’t Want Any Shithole Planets Joining The Empire

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CORUSCANT, INNER CORE -- Sources close to the High Galactic Emperor Sheev Palpatine are reporting at the time of publication that he has directed...