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Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon...
"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."
President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened.
"Because Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation is ongoing, and because it seems every couple...
President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened.
"Because Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation is ongoing, and because it seems every couple...
Hillary Clinton Circling Home of Roger Stone Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’
FLORIDA -- In the pre-dawn hours this morning, the FBI raided Roger Stone -- a man who has advised President Donald Trump politically for...
China Taunts Trump: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder
Beijing, China -- In a provocative move designed to get under the skin of President Trump, the Chinese Xinhua News Agency announced during a national...
While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is truly and utterly confounded by what he calls "negative" press coverage of his administration. He calls the...
President Hillary Clinton Officially Pardons Herself For Benghazi, Emails, Secret Assassinations
BIZARRO WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, in the Alternate White House, Alternative President Hillary Rodham Clinton made history yet again as she became the...
Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag
Today is Presidents Day. Which means one thing for our readership: trivia!
Who doesn't love trivia? We'll tell you who -- assholes. Total fuckin' assholes...
Trump Crosses Outside Crosswalk And John Dowd, His Lawyer, Argues Presidents Can’t Jaywalk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- John Dowd, personal lawyer to President Donald Trump, has seen his name recognition skyrocket in the last 72 hours, but perhaps...
Trump: ‘When the President Stalks, Bullies, Harasses and Blackmails, It’s Not Illegal’
President Donald Trump's feud with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski rolls on. Now with allegations that the president used a tabloid to intimidate them.
