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Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that he "absolutely does not and will not ever" support the impeachment of President...
Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of the United States for a little while longer, apparently, has...
Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of his podcast today that he doesn't think there's anything wrong...
President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found himself in a pitched battle for the continuation of his presidential administration. Last...
President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference in the Rose Garden after a meeting with Democrats...
Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’
THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference from the afterlife, former President Richard Nixon announced that he will be sending,...
Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Attorney General of the United States has issued a formal summation of the summary of the transcript of a call...
Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before We Impeach Joe Biden”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that he "absolutely does not and will not ever" support the impeachment of President...
Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump today from criticisms that he was unpresidential by mocking or...
Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this morning that reports of his attempts to collude with the...
