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Sam Nunberg Intercepts And Snorts More Mysterious White Powder Sent to Don Jr.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- After a bizarre, freewheeling string of interviews all over cable news networks in which he publicly declared he would...
Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he has directed the Food and Drug Administration to create a new, special post and...
Report: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the story has faded from the forefront of media coverage, several press outlets have been working day and night to...
Trump Supporter To Take Pipe Bombs, Shoulder-Fired RPG To Vatican For Pope’s Blessing
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell bills himself as "the biggest Second Amendment defender west of the Ozarks." From his double-wide trailer, Clem hosts "Gun...
Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's Russian headaches will not go away.
For over a year, allegations of connections between Russia and his campaign, now...
Ivanka Defends Daddy: “He’s Always Gotten My Consent First”
"I don't want fake news out there about Daddy."
Christian Baker Refuses To Sell Wedding Cakes To ‘Fake Christian Bigots’
STAG HORN, COLORADO -- While the case of a fellow Colorado baker was argued before the Supreme Court, Todd Marin was going about his...
Trump: U.S. To Boycott 2018 Winter Olympics In Solidarity With Russia
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order today barring the U.S. Olympic team from participating in the 2018 Winter Olympics.
"Suspending Russia...
Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’
"I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car."
Trump Calls Hillary And Asks If She’d Like To Be President After All
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an already tense and tumultuous day for the White House, a day that saw their former national security adviser arrested...
