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Ron Perlman Offers to Cast Ted Cruz In “Go To Hell, Boy”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actor Ron Perlman has reportedly reached out to a Republican senator and offered him a part in an upcoming movie. It's...
Tomi Lahren to Release List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy...
Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has made quite career for herself out of defending the police...
Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s...
VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert Tammy Larue was spotted at her local army recruitment office...
Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway for another Thanksgiving dinner at the White House under the...
White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway for another Thanksgiving dinner at the White House under the...
Trump Orders Washington Nats and Their Fans Deported ‘Back to Maple Mexico’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately upon returning back to the White House from the Washington Nationals' baseball stadium, President Donald J. Trump ordered the immediate...
Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter, addressed simply "2 CHINA," urging them to quit pressuring the National Basketball Association,...
President Pauses to Honor the Victims of 7/11
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump and Secondary First Lady Melania Trump took time out of their schedules to honor victims of...
White Guy Annoyed Black Community Won’t Listen To His Advice About Problems He Says...
PAS D'EMPATHIE, CONNECTICUT -- Matthew Palumbozo is 26, white, and extremely confident he knows how to solve every problem facing the African-American community, if...
