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Trump Jr. Mocks Biden for Not Having a Windmill Cancer Vaccine Approved Yet
A smug Donald Trump, Jr. appeared on OAN this morning with anchor Jack "Rape Melania" Posobiec and mocked President Joe Biden's administration for not...
Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”
"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America needed a draft dodger with bone spurs leading the Afghanistan...
Graham: Biden Should Be Impeached for Afghanistan and How Little Face-to-Balls Time He Gets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the past few days in their calls for the impeachment of President Joe Biden....
Donald Trump No Longer Has Any Interest in Ivanka’s OnlyFans
Today, social media site OnlyFans announced that beginning in October, content its moderators deem to be "sexually explicit" will no longer be allowed on...
Trump Blames Taliban Retaking Afghanistan on Biden Not Sucking Up to Them
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the...
Lindell: Trump Will Give Reinstatement Speech Written by a Team of Minotaurs
Tomorrow is it. The Big Day. An historic and truly unprecedented moment in history. A defeated U.S. President will be restored to his golden...
With August 13th Rapidly Approaching, Biden Still President for Next Four Years
In a matter of just hours, the calendar pages will turn, and it will be August 13th, 2021. Many have predicted, if not outright...
Sean Spicer Predicts Trump Will Have the Biggest Reinstatement Crowd Ever. Period.
GOEBBELS, FLORIDA -- Former White House Press Sniveling Toady Sean Spicer said on his NewsmaxTV show this morning that not only does he believe...
AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood
LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's 2020 election has turned up what they described as "irrefutable-ish...
CDC Updates Guidance on Covering Your Face With Trump’s Ass to Avoid COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Last year, at one point the Centers for Disease Control believed that in addition to social distancing, washing your hands, and...
