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Ghost of FDR Worries Fellow Socialist Sanders May Only Be Elected to Two Terms
The ghost of Franklin D. Roosevelt, former President of the United States held a press conference from The Great Beyond today, during which he...
Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald
NARANJO CHINGADOR, CALIFORNIA -- President Donald Trump has not been ashamed to use his presidential pardon powers, and it doesn't look like that will...
Anti-Corruption Crusader Pardons Four Corrupt Criminals Because He Cares So Much About Corruption
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most prominent anti-corruption crusading president in American history issued pardons to eight people today, four of whom were convicted of...
Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”
A rich, racist old man on a cable news television show recently made quite a few heads scratch when he defended the record of...
Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted to officially lower the law of America so that it...
Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard
Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin's Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers thrown out by Chief Justice John Roberts. The question was...
During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The question of whether or not to call additional witnesses during the Senate's impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump won't...
Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 national popular vote by over 3 million. However, in three...
NYC to Rename Public Toilet After Trump
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Officials in New York City have reached out to the White House and offered to rename a Manhattan landmark...
Dems May Ask SCOTUS to Weigh-In On Impeached Presidents Starting World Wars During Election...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A growing number of Congressional Democrats are reportedly bandying about an idea to ask the Supreme Court of the United States...
