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Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist Breitbart headlines that doctors call Sean Hannity's "brain" is starting...
Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!
The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is the social media manager for The Washington Cornholer, a right-leaning newspaper. He is...
Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came from the Oval Office at just after sunrise this morning. When Twitter decided...
Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United States of America. When that happens, there can be no...
Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United States of America. When that happens, there can be no...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”
FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of elected Republicans who openly embraces the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. This...
Trump Gives Nunes Glowing Recommendation for New Job in the Porn Industry
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is quite a lot of work to be done when your presidential administration is coming to a close. Staffers and...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway and Vice President of Holy Trinity, Inc., did not mince any words today.
"Joel...
McEnany: “President Trump Is Entitled to Whine About Being a Loser Right Up Until...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- How long is it going to take President Donald Trump to accept facts, and acknowledge that after last month's election he's...
Ron Johnson Open to $1200 Covid Relief Checks for Russian Citizens
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the floor of the Senate this morning during a session in which the chamber...
