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Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?
What's Joe Biden hiding? Why won't he acquiesce to any of Dear President's demands about the first debate between the two tonight? First, Biden...
Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media posts supporting President Donald Trump nominating a replacement for the...
Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that he would support his party's push to ram a replacement...
Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish -- he has the votes in the Senate to ram his...
UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most current, up to date news and events worthy of their...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there's one thing we know about Trump supporters, it's that part of their core values is the belief that no...
Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around certain corners of the Internet that if elected, former Vice President Joe Biden...
Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to the highest office in the land, was no stranger to haranguing a politician...
Super-Liberal Can’t Support First Multiracial Female VP Candidate With Identical Voting Record as Bernie...
LOS IDEALOGAS PURISTAS, CALIFORNIA -- 42 year old Shaun Martino considers himself "the most progressive person" he knows.
MORE: Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long battle with COVID-19. Cain, who rose to national prominence in...
