Home Search
Barack Obama - search results
If you're not happy with the results, please do another search
McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell ran the Senate. He did so with such a lust and zeal for...
Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has donated half her brain to freshman Congresswoman Lauren...
Biden Declares He Doesn’t ‘Give a Shit’ About How Big His Inaugural Crowd Size...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many, many years how large a crowd was that gathered to watch a president be sworn-in was a matter of...
Biden ‘Not Likely’ to Continue Presidential Tradition of Staring Straight Into an Eclipse
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Every four years, the United States of America holds a presidential election, and whoever wins the most votes in the Electoral...
Michele Bachmann Sees Her Own ‘Undeniable Genius’ in Lauren Boebert
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During her time in the U.S House of Representatives, Republican Michele Bachmann made quite the reputation for herself. Bachmann's penchant for...
Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also happens to be a racist birther -- has told her...
Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all the major social media platforms last week, and according to...
Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the shouts from the angry mob could be heard from miles around according to witness accounts. It was one of...
Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint) told reporters today that he "mostly blames Antifa" for the attack carried out...
Biden Cancels White House’s Adderall Subscription from Amazon Prime
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he doesn't officially take over as president until January 20th, 2021, there are some low level presidential online shopping accounts...
