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Donald Trump Wins Not Just One, But Two Nobel Prizes
OSLO, NORWAY -- It finally happened.
This morning, after years of openly campaigning for one, former one term, twice forever impeached President Donald Trump has...
Greene Demands an Update From the FDA on Approval of Bleach and Sunlight Injections
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After months of waiting, the Food and Drug Administration finally gave its full approval to Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine. However, for some...
Cruz: “Why Is Joe Biden So Afraid to Call My Wife Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) blasted President Joe Biden today, accusing him of being "completely and utterly terrified to be half as...
Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan...
Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the conservative cable news network refuses to allow him to use their platform to...
In The Interest of Bipartisanship, Manchin Supports McConnell Blocking Biden’s SCOTUS Nominees
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Surprising literally no one, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) told reporters today that if the Republicans retake control of the...
Conservatives Want Fauci Arrested for Changing His Views on Masks After Seeing New Data
This week, Buzzfeed and CNN published a trove of Dr. Anthony Fauci's emails thanks to Freedom of Information Act requests, and while many Americans...
5 Sandwiches to Order Instead of Administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a Choking Mitch...
It's happened to so many of us we've probably lost count.
You walk into a sandwich shop -- your favorite; the one that doesn't overcharge...
GA Republicans Want to Audit the Elections of 1860 and 2008 Next
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the state of Georgia have been conducting audits of the 2020 election, presumably to find evidence to bolster claims...
Boebert Demands CEO of Antifa Testify Before Jan. 6th Commission
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She voted against its formation, but freshman Qongresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado told reporters this morning that if the January 6th...
Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It
"...and if that isn't enough for them, they can throw in Bill Clinton's Oval Office beejer for all I care." - Speaker Nancy Pelosi
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