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Trump to Spend Romantic International Women’s Day With The Woman He Loves Most

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"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."

Trump Was Disappointed His Vaccine Didn’t Also Cover Windmill Cancer or Bone Spurs

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During his long-winded open mic set at the 2021 CPAC convention, former President Donald Trump lambasted President Joe Biden for getting...

Melania: Giving WH Tours To Incoming First Ladies Is The Only Thing She Won’t...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, Third First Lady Melania Trump shocked quite a few people when she plagiarized entire sections of a speech given...

QAnon Shaman Won’t Eat Unless Its Organic or Trump’s Ass

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While in federal custody, Jacob Chansley -- known worldwide now as "The QAnon Shaman" -- will only eat either organic food, or barring that, Trump's...

4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump

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Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that is if you throw out all the urban votes, only count "certain" votes,...

Trump Demands to Know Which Asshole Botched Covid So Bad He Got It

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States and his wife Melania have tested positive for COVID-19. RELATED: President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of...

In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term

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Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of this article implies. In fact, he gave a rambling, incoherent tirade that touched...

Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the 2020 Democratic National Convention, the man who succeeded him has...

Trump: “Some Very Fine People Pimped Out Little Girls for Jeffrey Epstein and His...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Once again today, the President of the United States of America seemed to offer at least a tacit, passive defense of...

President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

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You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.