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Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat
"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
NYPD’s New Robot is the First Dog That Definitely Sees Color
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week, the New York Police Department unveiled its new robot dogs and put them on the beat. The...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
This is a breaking story, and will be updated as more information is reported and confirmed.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The International Institute of...
Babylon Bee Publishes The N-Word “Satirically”
Fans of comedy and satire might not recognize anything that the website publishes as being remotely related to them, but that has not, as...
GOP Chair: ‘White Lives Matter’ Rallies Draw Bigger Crowds When Trump Holds Them
The chair of the Republican Party thinks white lives matter rallies would draw bigger crowds if they brought back Donald Trump to speak at them.
Pence’s Publisher Tells Him He Can’t Record Audiobook Until He Removes His Lips From...
In order to record his audiobook, former Vice President Mike Pence will need to decouple his mouth from his boss's b-hole.
Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going to face stiff opposing headwinds from Congressional Republicans, and now...
MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead
FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all...
Greene Spent Easter Sunday Worshiping Her Savior and His Son, Donald Trump Jr.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.
Gaetz to Play Woody Allen in New Biopic
Gaetz released a statement thanking Epstein Pictures for the gig, and promising to put his "blood, sweat, tears, and genitals into the role."
