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Sean Hannity Asks HUD For Another Set Of Multi-million Dollar Boot Straps
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- According to sources close-ish to the situation, the Department of Housing and Urban Development has received a request for...
Obama Slipped Divorce Attorney’s Business Card Into Melania’s Pocket At Barbara Bush’s Funeral
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, former First Lady Barbara Bush was laid to rest in Texas after a ceremony attended by both Democrats...
George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife
THE AFTERLIFE -- Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age of 92.
Mrs. Bush was one of only two women in...
Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu
LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep, gravely voice of befuddled confusion was heard according to after...
Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are confirming that former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been circling the...
Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today. Trump told reporters outside the White House that he was bringing on Dr....
Typing “Go F##k Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated...
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the experience its billions of users have every day on the...
Transgender Recruit Assures Commander In Chief She Has No Bone Spurs
RILEY, VIRGINIA -- For the last six months, 19 year old Kristine Mullins has been preparing herself for her life in the U.S. Army....
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
VAPID VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to...
Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe.
The firing culminates weeks of animus directed toward McCabe...
