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Racist, Lying Conman With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan Who Fantasizes...

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Trump just doesn't understand why anyone would ever laugh at his expense, according to sources close to the...

Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

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Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that, prior to his testimony before the House Intelligence Committee's impeachment hearing this morning,...

Nunes, Jordan Unsure Vindman’s Purple Heart as Patriotic as Their Orange Lips

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WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Congressmen Gym Jordan and Devin Nunes, Republicans, are perhaps President Donald Trump's most ardent, forceful, and frequent defenders. In radio interviews...

Medical Staff Unable to Extricate Lt. Col. Vindman’s Entire Foot from Nunes’ Cinnamon Hole

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WASHINGTON, D.C -- Before the second impeachment hearing of the day kicked off, congressional medical staff was unsure of ranking member Rep. Devin Nunes...

Devin Nunes: “It’s Time to Impeach The Media”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, told reporters just before today's impeachment hearing began that...

Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her late model sedan have made yet another surprise appearance, this time outside...

MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”

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COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that...

Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

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WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the lawn of his black neighbor is not a racist, he...

Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities

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SECRET COMMUNIST SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has, for the most part, not weighed in on American politics since leaving...