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Oh My God, I Just Shit My Pants and Now They Think Biden Stole...
If there's one thing in my life that I just don't have time for, it's any discussions of "stolen elections." Now, I should say...
Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow
DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a whiny snowflake and former, one-term, twice-permanently impeached president announced that...
Doctors: Dating Someone Who Believes in Stolen Elections Leads to Permanent Vaginal Dryness
Doctors around the country are sounding the alarm, trying to warn single women of a health risk that the medical community is just becoming...
No YOU’RE Doing Too Much Coke Worrying About Whether You and Dad Will Be...
The following editorial was written by Donald Trump Jr, the second most intelligent man named "Donald Trump." Mr. Trump Jr. is an Executive Vice-President...
McConnell ‘Happy’ the Supreme Court ‘Upheld the Right to Be Skeptical of Brown Voters’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) heaped praise today on the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision to uphold Arizona's strict voting laws.
This...
120 Republicans Vote to Make Confederate Statue Speaker of the House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after voting against the removal of all statues of confederate figures from the capitol grounds, 120 Republican members of Congress...
Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents...
"NSA agents were in my closet, making reports, and I saw one of the reports, and one of the agents looked at me!" -...
Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio
WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former stupidity-laced glory." Another said it was a "chance to show...
Ivanka’s Never Been So Sure Her Dad’s Not Batman
"My first clue was that unlike Bruce Wayne, Daddy's a billionaire who doesn't care about anyone but himself. But then, yeah, the eating pussy...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Upgrade Texas’ Electrical Grid
When former one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump left office, he left having not fulfilled one of his chief campaign promises. The "great"...
