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Ivanka: “Daddy’s Not Potty Trained Well Enough to Flush Documents Down the Toilet”
Reports and allegations that former, one term, twice permanently impeached, defeated President Donald J. Trump would go so far as to actually eat documents...
Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Nancy Pelosi's personal law enforcement squad, the Gazpacho Police, held a press conference today to announce what their chief called the...
Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter who President Joe Biden selects to replace outgoing Justice Stephen Breyer, Sen. Ted Cruz has pledged to "fight tooth...
Investigators Find Justice Thomas’ Pubes on Forged Electoral Certificates
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an attempt to keep defeated President Donald J. Trump in power beyond when the Constitution provided for his departure from...
Op-Ed: Ted Cruz Encouraged Me to Storm the Capitol and Now He’s Calling Me...
The following editorial was written by William Bobilly, a 47 year old out of work, non-union electrician. Mr. Bobilly is currently in a maximum...
This One Simple Trick Could Have Saved Ashli Babbitt’s Life
Last year, former one term, twice permanently impeached President Don Trump was still, technically speaking, the sitting President of the United States. He was...
Ivanka’s ‘Getting Used to Having Daddy’s Subpoenas’ Waved In Her Face
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General has issued subpoenas to two of former one-term, twice forever impeached President Don Trump's...
Four Foot Tall Man Famous for Convincing People to Eat Bugs Confirms Deep State...
FUCKSBERG, TEXAS -- A short man, barely four feet tall, told his massive podcast audience this week that the so-called Deep State, referred to...
Selected Excerpts from Mark Meadows’ January 6th Text Messages
Just how much the buzz about former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows' text messages from January 6th are getting outside the beltway...
Qanon Shaman Left Waiting for Q Instructions After Being Sentenced
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a shocking turn of events, the Qanon Shaman was sentenced to three years in prison for his role in the January...
