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Cassidy, Graham: Kimmel’s Son Should Be ‘Shoved Back Up His Mama’s Baby Chute’ If...
If Jimmy Kimmel wanted Republicans to care about his son's plight, he should have shoved him back inside his mother. Duh, Jimmy!
Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin
A befuddled Sean Spicer, former White House Press Secretary, reportedly tried to give Alec Baldwin a "Lewinksy Special" as Trump calls it.
Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous...
The Emmy producers are telling the media this morning that Sean Spicer got a cameo because everyone else in his industry had previous engagements.
PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director
For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.
DeVos Marriage on the Skids? EdSec Caught Canoodling With Dreamy Swim Champ/Rapist Brock Turner!
President Donald J. Trump's Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a soft spot for rapists, apparently. But can her new flame last?
Mexico to Use Murderer/Rapist/Drug Dealer/Some Good People Pipeline For Sending Harvey Relief Workers To...
The cleanup and rescue effort in the wake of Hurricane Harvey could use help from any and all comers, and Mexico wants to pitch in.
Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory
One of the president's top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches.
Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats
The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.
Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller
This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.
Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions...
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
