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Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On
Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that "Buy American, Hire Americans" should pertain to everyone and every occupation and industry.
Trump Demands He Get to Try On Queen Elizabeth’s ‘Jewely Thingy’ During UK Visit
Co-President Donald Trump will be visiting the United Kingdom soon, and as such he has some rather kingly demands of his hosts.
Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll
President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.
Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”
On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way.
Trump Wants Congress to Make Vodka, Russian Whore Piss Tax Deductible
Even though President Donald Trump might not want to release his taxes, he still wants certain items he spends a lot on yearly to be tax deductible.
Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in...
Kushner Begs Ben Carson to Perform Frankenstein Surgery on Trump, Make Him a Smarter...
Jared Kushner is desperate to help smarten up his father-in-law and has decided to enlist the HUD Secretary to do so.
Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice...
Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."
Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter...
Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.
Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight
Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.
