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Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump
Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.
Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a...
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
Trump Expands Religious Freedom Executive Order to Include Segregated Water Fountains
President Trump's executive order on "religious freedom" may soon be expanded to protect racists' rights to be racist, as long as God tells them to.
Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
Man Who Woke Up From Coma at Fyre Festival Thought He Had Come To...
The Fyre Festival was billed as something fantastic for wonderful people, much like Trump saying he'd Make America Great Again.
Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From...
Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job vetting people for the Trump administration to hire.
Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the Confederacy Great Again”
President Trump is already campaigning hard for re-election, just barely 100 days into his first term, and he's unveiling a new campaign slogan to boot.
Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job...
After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
