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Gang of Hooligan Thespians Attack White House With Dramatic Reading of “All the President’s...

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We all know you just can't trust those drama kids to not commit acts of artistic terrorism. Especially not with a snowflake in chief in the White House.

Melania Asks for Separate Beds in White House Master Bedroom

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Living under the same roof as her husband for the first time in five months is hard enough. Now Melania realizes she needs her own bed still.

The President Wants To Turn The White House Lawn Into A Trump Branded Golf...

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President Trump believes he can kill two birdies with one stone, and have the front lawn of the White House turned into his personal golf course.

As Melania Moves In, White House Staff Hurriedly Moves First Lady’s Things From Master...

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With his wife Melania moving into the White House, President Trump needed the staff to get his First Lady's personal things out of the master bedroom.

Trump Orders Spicer to Remove James Comey from White House Microwave’s Speed Dial

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After his explosive testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, James Comey has been removed from the White House microwave speed-dial.

White House Doctors Fear Trump May Never Wear Kids’ Mittens Again After Macron Handshake

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A rough handshake from the French president Emanuel Macron may have left President Trump's hands in a state of irreparable harm.

250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump...

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With his first international trip underway, millions of Americans showed up at the White House wanting the locks changed on Trump.

White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out...

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When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.

Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll

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President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.

Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in...