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Texas Governor Greg Abbot Is Tired of Other States Trying To ‘Out-Dumb Us’
Texas Governor Greg Abbot wants the first word on your lips after hearing the word "dumb" to be "Texas."
Conservative Americans Wait Breathlessly for Word on Whether They Have to Stop Being Assholes...
Does the federal government protecting gay marriage mean the end of an era for America's assholes?
5 Reporters Weigh-In On What Hillary’s Post-Chipotle Burrito Farts Smelled Like
Hillary Clinton made waves by ordering a burrito, but what about the aftermath of said burrito?
Senate GOP to Declare U.S. Dominion Over Mars’ Nitrogen Supply
There's nitrogen on Mars, and Senate Republicans want to harvest it for America and America only.
Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’
At the first campaign stop of his 2016 presidential bid, Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters why he doesn't care if he wins or loses.
House GOP Gives New ‘Scandal’ Official Title: Hillmailghazigate
Hillary Clinton's emails will now be the subject of an official Republican-branded scandal investigation.
GOP Senators Want to Frack Dwarf Planet Ceres Now That NASA Has Orbited It
NASA has orbited a dwarf planet, which means two Republicans are ready to claim the planet for America and to plunder it for whatever resources it holds.
Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill
Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?
Ted Cruz Says Female Ghostbusters Don’t Need Equal Pay
Ted Cruz isn't so sure female Ghostbusters need to get paid as much as their male counterparts.
“Why I Should Be President” by Sarah Palin
An op-ed from Sarah Palin, making her case for the presidency in 2016.
