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Scientist Thinks She Can Prove Madison Cawthorn’s Body is Hosting Timothy McVeigh’s Spirit
POOPSCOOP, VIRGINIA -- Dr. Henrietta Kittenz wrote on her popular blog, devoted to biology and science, that she has undertaken a study she thinks...
African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines
SUDAN -- Amani Mahmoud and his family have been farming in Sudan for generations, and he is quite proud of that heritage. Recently, Amani...
Liar Makes Truly Idiotic Claim About Crises During Crybaby Sore Loser’s Presidency
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Appearing on Fox News today, known liar and moron Kayleigh McEnany, former Press Secretary to Donald John Trump, doubled-down...
Boebert Defends Herself: “I’m Literally Too Stupid to Commit Campaign Finance Fraud!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Questions are mounting for freshman Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) over her use of campaign funds to pay for personal expenses. As...
Trump Blames Taliban Retaking Afghanistan on Biden Not Sucking Up to Them
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the...
Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings
Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are still trickling in. Perhaps to not many people's surprise, the...
On His 60th Birthday, Obama Finally Releases His Real Birth Certificate to Donald Trump
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- He's been after it a long time. Friends say there's only one thing he's been more fixated on getting his...
Unvaccinated America First Patriot Refuses to Wear a Mask or Condom While Raw-Dogging His...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says...
Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission
BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump met with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...
Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio
WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former stupidity-laced glory." Another said it was a "chance to show...
