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Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon...
"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."
Barr Writes Four Page Summary of Book of Genesis Exonerating God for Great Flood
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference at the Department of Justice this morning and presented to the American people...
Mexico Says They’ll Pay for U.S. Special Olympics Team
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in and offered to foot the entire cost of a Special Olympics team that...
Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With Hosts of “Fox & Friends”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a development sure to send shock waves through government, President Donald Trump made the turn to the back nine holes...
Trump Says He’s Waiting for the Picture Version of Mueller Report Before Issuing Response
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued the following statement in light of FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller finishing his investigation into Russian...
McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling
In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ) would handily defeat incumbent President Donald Trump in a head-to-head...
Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been marred by scandal, FBI investigation, and more palace intrigue than...
Trump Says Pentagon Would Be ‘More Easier to Enter’ If It Were Round Instead
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump visited the Pentagon. While not much is known about the president's visit, the administration released the details...
Poll: 72% of Americans Believe John McCain Could Still Kick Trump’s Ass
Over the course of the last few days, President Donald Trump has renewed attacks on Senator John McCain, despite the fact McCain is, and...
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Veto
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued the very first veto of his presidential career, rejecting a bipartisan resolution that terminated his declaration...
