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Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new photos of his wedding with First Lady Melania Trump this morning. The president...
Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week to "do whatever bullshit their constitutions require" that will change...
White House Releases New Official Presidential Portrait
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House officially released a new presidential photographic portrait today. The administration is insisting that the photo is "100% accurate-ish"...
Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently, Mr. Trump took to twitter and "hereby" ordered American companies...
Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump shouted at reporters on the front lawn of the White House this morning, demanding that "everyone, everywhere"...
Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward...
Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in Puerto Rico. The island territory of the U.S. had become...
Trump Official: IG Report Indicates Comey Was Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll and Helped...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Office of the Inspector General released a report on the actions of fired FBI Director James Comey. Mr....
Classic TV Show Being Rebooted, Will Focus on Trump Administration
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During the decade known as the 1980's, there were many hit TV shows for audiences to enjoy. One such show was...
NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure with the cast and crew of "Saturday Night Live" mocking...
Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump took part in the G-7 summit. The meeting of seven of the most powerful countries in the...