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Trump Says He’s Waiting for the Picture Version of Mueller Report Before Issuing Response
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued the following statement in light of FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller finishing his investigation into Russian...
Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction, it's expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new...
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency recall of every Bible signed by President Donald Trump during...
McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling
In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ) would handily defeat incumbent President Donald Trump in a head-to-head...
Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump has increased his hostile, combative, insulting, and demeaning rhetoric toward the late Senator...
Poll: Trump Approval Rating 89% Among People Who Use Telegraphs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings has been a sore subject in his administration, seemingly from the very outset.
Many...
Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been marred by scandal, FBI investigation, and more palace intrigue than...
Poll: 72% of Americans Believe John McCain Could Still Kick Trump’s Ass
Over the course of the last few days, President Donald Trump has renewed attacks on Senator John McCain, despite the fact McCain is, and...
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Veto
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued the very first veto of his presidential career, rejecting a bipartisan resolution that terminated his declaration...
President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few dozen highly-connected, wealthy parents essentially bribing college officials into admitting...
