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We Asked These 2016 Presidential Candidates What They Wanted for Christmas
Find out what your favorite candidate wants for Christmas here!
Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’
Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
San Bernardino Files Paperwork To Be Declared a Muslim Country
The city of San Bernardino has filed paperwork to be a Muslim country, now that a terrorist attack has occurred there.
GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election
The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.
Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies
Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.
4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP...
Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.
Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer
Ted Cruz only wants to answer questions he likes and not any hard ones, you know, to be presidential.
People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate...
The Republican candidates were not pleased with the questions they got in the last GOP debate.
Sad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate...
One libertarian can't figure out why bottom-placing Rand Paul isn't getting more screen time at the debates.
Mitch McConnell Waiting Until Marco Rubio Shows Up to Praise His Work Ethic
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell wanted to praise Marco Rubio for his work ethic, but Rubio wasn't there yet.
