James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle

Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Will Biden Make You Get Gay Married Before He Issues You a Vaccine Passport Printed by Antifa, Inc?

Lindell Now Has to Sell MyPillows Out of His Car Trunk in Church Parking Lots

John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger

Palin Says It’s Time for Boebert and Greene to Return the Brain Cell She Let Them Borrow

Matt Gaetz Won’t Be Subway’s New Spokesperson After All

Trump Confused by Gaetz Paying Someone BEFORE They Had Sex With Him

Babylon Bee Publishes The N-Word “Satirically”

New Study: The More You Talk About Stolen Elections, The Lower Your IQ

Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024

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