James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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After Fauci Reminds Americans Condoms Prevent STDs, Pro-MAGA Patriot Diagnosed With Syphilis

Wow! Even This Literal Braindead Zombie Knows Voter Fraud is a Dog Whistle for Voter Suppression!

Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Wanting to Force You to Eat Plant-Based Bread’

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood

CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again

Cruz: Dems ‘Aren’t Entitled’ to Supreme Court Majority ‘Just Because They’re the Majority’

FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts

Biden Ends Trump Administration’s Research Into Electrolytes and Plant Life

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to His First Name

White Cop Being Held Acountable for Killing Black Man Makes Ann Coulter’s Head Literally Explode

Police Chief: Chauvin Verdict Proves ‘The System Works At Least .000000000001% of the Time’

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