James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It

South Carolina Lets Death Row Inmates Choose Execution by Spending Five Minutes With Ted Cruz

TX Governor Signs Law Affirming Life Begins at Erection

Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s Ball Juice

New York AG Hires Special Prosecutor to Try Trump Organization Criminal Case

Don Jr: ‘Patriots’ Will Stop Taking Unemployment and Get a Job Where They Need Welfare to Survive

Cruz: If Women Wanted Input on Abortion, They ‘Should Have Been Born With a Penis and an Unwanted Opinion’

Matt Gaetz Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Using Venmo to Buy a Fleet of Windowless Vans

Texas: Shooting Self in Dick Surpasses Covid-19 Deaths for First Time Since 2019

Darwin Institute Encourages MAGA to Refuse Vaccine and Masks

Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

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