James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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TX Man Unsure Whether to Let Cousin Die From Complications or Sue Her For Getting Abortion

Local Fuckface Still Crying and Lying About Losing

Greene Volunteers to Help Border Patrol at the Southern Border and Bring Her Own Saddle

Bleach and Coat Hangers Sold Out in 65% of Texas Counties

Cruz: “As Soon as Trump Gives Them Back, I’ll Know If Getting Vaccinated Changed My Balls”

Trump Jr. Mocks Biden for Not Having a Windmill Cancer Vaccine Approved Yet

Early Data Shows Justice for J6 Rally Drew Crowd With More Teeth Than IQ Points

AZ Election Auditors Claim Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Balls Switched Votes to Biden

Poll Shows Majority Approves of Aborting Texas

Ivanka Confirms No Change in Her Dad’s Balls Since Getting COVID-19 Vaccine

Harvard Med School Opens the Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Balls Virology Research Center

Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump

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