James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

“Why I Should Be Elected President in 2016” by Scott Walker

22-Year-Old College Libertarian: Socialism is Bad, Now Give Me My Pell Grant So I Can Take the Highway to the State University I Attend

House Republicans To Propose ‘Sperm and Egg Production’ Bill

“Why I Should Be President” by Jeb Bush

Paul Ryan: Lowering Minimum Wage to $0 an Hour Will Get 0% Unemployment

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

John Boehner to Sue Obama for ‘President-ing While Not Republican’

Trey Gowdy Disappointed Chanting ‘Benghazi’ Three Times Doesn’t Make Hillary Clinton Appear

Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’

Reince Priebus On 2016: ‘F**k It, Let’s Make Ourselves Look CRAZIER Than 2012!’

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