James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’

“Why I Should Be President” by Senator Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz: ‘Okay, I Admit It, I Don’t Know F*ck-All About NASA, Space, Climate, or Science!’

Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting

Dick Cheney: ‘I Criticize Obama Out of Total Hypocrisy, Not Racism!’

Country That Spent $6T Killing People Sad It Wasted $125B Trying to Help People

McConnell: Legislating Vaginae Takes Precedence Over Ending Slavery

House GOP Gives New ‘Scandal’ Official Title: Hillmailghazigate

Rudy Giuliani Says Darth Vader Should Be Commended for Hunting Down, Murdering Jedi

Authorities Considering Charges Against Darren Wilson for Killing Ferguson PD’s Racket

House Republicans To Sneak Giving Obama ‘Brown Musket’ Into Jobs Bill

NSA Employee Laughs His Balls Off at Hillary Clinton Email ‘Scandal’

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