James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

What These 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Would Do For a Klondike Bar

Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’

Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People

Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’

Bill O’Reilly: ‘I Must’ve Been Accidentally Listening to Tons of Gang-Star Rap Back Then’

Bobby Jindal: ‘I Am Willing to Enact Jindal-ria Law to Keep the Gays Down’

Alabama GOP Considering Bill to Force Stomach Pumping of Welfare Recipients

Tennessee Democrats Mulling 48-Hour Wait Period for Erections

Lindsey Graham: ‘Don’t Count Me Out From Coming In From Behind and Surprising You!’

Sarah Palin: ‘The Time Is Right, and Americans Are Just Dumb Enough to Elect Me!’

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

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