James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Broken Clock Gives Rand Paul ‘Tons of Kudos’ For His NSA Spying Stance

Rick Santorum Vows to ‘Continue Pretending We Live In 1815’ If Supreme Court Okays Gay Marriage

Dick Cheney: ‘Those FIFA Jerks Sure Do Belong Behind Bars, Am I Right?’

Obama to Unveil Birth Certificate, Details of Secret Communist/Sharia Takeover On Jan. 21, 2017

Santorum, Carson, Huckabee, Cruz Plan Debate to Settle ‘Who Here Thinks About Gay Sex More?’

Bernie Sanders Gives Speech Hillary ‘Plans to Crib From Heavily’

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

“My Name is Rick Santorum, and Here’s Why I Am Frothing to Be Your President”

5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

What These 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Would Do For a Klondike Bar

Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’

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